So the sugar-addicted husband just called from the grocery store. "What do we need to make frosting from scratch?" Me: "Umm, butter, cocoa, vanilla, confectioner's sugar..." Him: "Okay, all I need is the sugar. Let's see...generic is only 20 cents less. I'll get the brand name." Me: "It's the same stuff...get the generic." Him: "No, I want good stuff. Hey, why does it say 'corn starch' in the ingredients? Isn't corn starch unhealthy? Can't I make frosting without stupid corn starch?" Me: "Unhealthy?! WHY ARE YOU BAKING A CAKE?" <shaking head> Some things need no explanation as to why they are just plain goofy.